Just Say “No” To Crack

Friday, June 19th, 2009

This girl was ahead of me in the checkout line at the grocery store the other day:

anonymous ass crack

Now, I’ve been graced by many exposed ass cracks in my time, but never before has there not been an obvious reason for the indiscretion.  She’s neither a plumber (blue WIC sleeve in her left hand) nor an overweight middle-aged man, she has neither a tramp stamp nor a whale tail, and she’s not trolling for a trick because her boyfriend (or baby daddy?) was with her.  So why the purposely displayed ass crack?  Does she think that’s attractive?  Stylish?  Sexy?  Seriously… it’s not.

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