Just Say “No” To Crack

Friday, June 19th, 2009

This girl was ahead of me in the checkout line at the grocery store the other day:

Now, I’ve been graced by many exposed ass cracks in my time, but never before has there not been an obvious reason for the indiscretion.  She’s neither a plumber (blue WIC sleeve in her left hand) nor an overweight [...]

I Am Jack’s Insuperable Insecurity

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

Without me, Jack would likely make it past the first date with a woman or finally receive that promotion at work.  Without me, he’d probably not feel the need to get loaded on liquid courage to help him feel more at ease when in the company of attractive women or even men whom he feels [...]

As Promised

Monday, June 1st, 2009

Not that I expect anyone else shares my enthusiasm over these, but I’ve uploaded all of the remixes from the Eiffel 65 – Blue (Da Ba Dee) Maxi Single to my MUSIC page.  You can help yourself to all 9 of them for free here.  The “Molinaro Parade Mix” particularly makes me rock out.